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Tears From a Sky Clown

1. Verb: To achieve ridiculous goals through ridiculous means.

2. Noun: The condensation formed on the skin of a Sky Clown as it flaps about in the morning dew. The process of officially acquiring these tears is as follows: Place the Sky Clown outside between the hours of midnight and 3am, wait until 7am with correct weather conditions which would produce dew on an average lawn, and then wring the moisture from said Sky Clown before 9am.
My boss wants me to wash my teeth without a brush for the next week, but still wants me to be clean! It's like milking tears from a sky clown over here.
by jimmies be rustled April 8, 2020
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Clown

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Johan: "hey your a clown"
Mike: "๐ ๐Ž"
Johan: "c-c-calm down Mike it was a j-j-j-joke"
by PPman69420 March 3, 2021
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Clown

Friend: OMG isn't that your ex boyfriend

Me: Leave him he's such a clown
Friend; Periodt ๐Ÿ’ฏ
by Flaminghotpotatoes July 27, 2020
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Clown

Someone who is an idiot and its hilarious.
You reading this, you are a clown.
by Bustyvel March 13, 2021
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Clown

verb: to create a theory that has to do with an artist (typically about a surprise release) that has the most ridiculous evidence. clownery is facile faith out of vehement (false hope for excitement). more than a stretch, hence the new term.

noun: clownery
adjective: clown
continuous: clowning
Stan 1: In the Capital One commercial they chose seat 13-A and Speak Now Taylor says "good choice".
Stan 2: so???
Stan 1: A is the first letter of the alphabet so 13-A could also mean 13-1...January 13th
Stan 2: i smell clownery coming
Stan 1: January 13th is a Friday!!! That's when Taylor is going to announce Speak Now (Taylor's Version)!!!
Stan 2: now you've got me clowning bc i NEED Speak Now TV
by vehicularbitch January 7, 2023
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Clown

Stay, fandom of Stray kids are clowns. Why? Stray kids as toilet paper - a thread? Stray kids as Winx? They have it all.
Not to mention, Stray kids revealed offical fandom name on International clown day.
Person 1: OMG! Is this Stray kids members as a Winx? I must see which one in Minho
Person 2: Wow, you guys are such a clowns.
by GoStanStrayKids March 31, 2020
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pregnant clown

A fat ugly woman that wears way too much make up
What"s keeping dad so busy in the garage? he is banging a pregnant clown
by Kongo Kong December 12, 2023
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