Don't Put Pickle Juice in My Tea Pot

To respond to a hater throwing shade or trying to rain on your parade

Amanda: "That's a cute dress, I wonder how it looks on someone who isn't fat"
Jessica: "Bitch! Don't put pickle juice in my tea pot!"

by BQuanchi November 4, 2015

lifts my moos

when you feel depressed but seeing a really pretty person makes you feel better because you are horny for them (moos as a reference to the german word for "bush").

I was feeling really shit but Tan Frances really lifts my moos tbh.

by JosDickPics April 4, 2018

my stummy hurt

when your stummy hurts just like carti

guy: my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt,

gurt: what the fuck are u talking about bro??

by e_callix April 25, 2025

my stummy hurt

when your stummy hurts :>

guy: my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt,

gurt: tf are u talking about??

by e_callix April 25, 2025

Get on my High Horse

To get high and go on a rant and/or argue with people on the internet

What are you doing tonight?
I'm probably going to get on my High Horse and make an ass of myself on Twitter

by twentyfivenoses September 20, 2019

clear my browser history

Clear my browser history means, as it sounds the act of clearing ones browser history usually with the motive of not wanting anyone to see what was on your computer e.x. porn.

Mom: honey can i use your computer
U: sure one second
U: (thinks to self) gotta clear my browser history nobody but me can see that Texas style gang-bang porno.

by HentaiMaster9001 July 14, 2016

my moms salad

Your moms salad DUH!

Eat my moms salad!

by OofB0iNumba1 June 8, 2019