The Impostor Is Among Us!
by sasfsgdhgghnsdv ty y nnti m8il April 30, 2022

It's 6:43 AM and I have nothing to do and I keep searching up stuff. I need to get a life, and you do too for searching this. I hope you're happy with yourself. now bury yourself in a hole and don't come out. :-))
by Mr. Duckie October 17, 2020

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by anonymous September 4, 2023

ok wait WHAT
me:A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.
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by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025

by BaconPickle August 29, 2022

Clearly... CLEARLY! Bastards! Bastards all of you! WHO!? WHY!? I spent YEARS doing this and do you know how little it took to convince you to NOT SAY ANYTHING!? "Don't say anything. Don't acknowledge him." THAT'S IT! And at what cost!?
Hym "Yeah!? Don't fucking say anything? 'They told us not to say anything' he says. I mean, it isn't YOUR fault but are YOU FOR FUCKING REAL!? I mean, I know! I know there has to be some kind of agreement but DAMN! THEY!? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO TO ✌️✊️✌️✊️THEY✌️✊️✌️✊️!? I'll give you a hint! It starts with 'NU' and ends with 'KE.' Right after a nice, long, rousing round of torture! Jesus fucking christ man! You're fucking stupid for going along with this. You know that right? All you had to do... Was what Jordan just did to fucking Elon. Except to me. 'I agree it's cruel and unusual. Here's a fucking lawyer.' AND BAM! YOUR KIDS DON'T TO IT TO SOMEONE ELSE'S KID AND GET THEIR FUCKING BRAIN BLOWN OUT! GODDAMNIT GUYS! And now I have to just fucking sit here! And then I HAVE TO KILL YOUR KIDS! Why!? Because you listen to them instead of me! THAT'S WHY! Fucking assholes! Here I go! Force myself to sleep to got to this piece of shit gas station."
by Hym Iam March 8, 2025

The Homie: Yeah boy! I took that W!
Xbox Live Kid: No! I shot you but it didnt hit but u shot me through like...a fucking wall! *gasps in disbelief*UR USING mOdS!
Xbox Live Kid: No! I shot you but it didnt hit but u shot me through like...a fucking wall! *gasps in disbelief*UR USING mOdS!
by Call Tyrooooooone February 12, 2020
