two wheeled twat

a butchy lesbian on a motorbike

that two wheeled twat almost had an uh-oh

by magicman123gone September 23, 2009

two faced skank

A morally questionable woman who can please two penises at once due to her two faces

Two faced skanks keep the over population of men in china happy

by Ladygagreflex January 9, 2014

Toby two Tokes

midnight toker....only does the best so two will do ,Space Cowboy the Devil himself
Revolution is his name !!
Traveler in Time...

azazel : yo thats the best where did that come from ..?
god of thunder :those seeds were planted by Toby Two Tokes
azazel well that explains everything

by louis cyphers September 9, 2011

Two-Toke Jamoke

A marijuana lightweight.

-I took one hit out the bong and could feel my hair start growing.
-You are a fucking Two-Toke Jamoke.

by chew_chew December 10, 2011

Beast with two vax

Having casual sex as soon as you're fully vaccinated.

As soon as I get my second shot, I'm making the beast with two vax with everyone who's down.

by kitten chops March 20, 2021

Two Venison Donuts

00 buckshot, as in 'two donuts (o's) of venison (buck)'. Used as a warning to people you don't want around, like exes. If they were expecting a meal and hospitality they'd better expect to be eating two venison donuts instead. Could also be used if someone "ate two venison donuts" to mean they took themselves out, although using it that way is pretty disrespectful.

The only thing a guest can expect to eat if they end up on Harold's property is a meal of two venison donuts.

by L. Lowr August 31, 2021

Two Tuccis in a Room

The act of brother-sister physical love.

They were like two Tuccis in a room...before you knew it one thing had led to another.

by Baldster August 19, 2008