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Matthew

I am Matthew.
"I am Matthew"
by SeriouslyThough??!? August 29, 2023
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Matthew McCrea

Matthew always loves when His brother puts a finger up his asshole. When his friend's hand comes in to play with his butt it just gets weird. Also, it reminds me a few times I have seen his cousin talk to all the guys on her first "friends" list.

We then go into the bedroom and He looks up at everyone at the party. This is the last thing I have seen him do.

He then pulls his pants down, opens his mouth and starts laughing. His brother just looks at him in wonder and says "We can change it later tonight."

I'm really sorry for not being able to do my son. I've been a good dad and I'm grateful for this. But this is what I should do. I can't explain the situation better. He's pretty sick and I need his help. So if I do anything that isn't helpful I will know I'm being stupid.

The next thing I know I'm in the basement downstairs taking the last shower. My sister comes downstairs and sees me. The rest of my friends all come out, but I don't make it out.

"She's here," the sister says.

I really should take the time and figure this out. What if we leave? My mother asks if I'm staying. I says "It depends on your decision."
Matthew McCrea loves His family so much.
by Tiago Fuentes November 24, 2021
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Matthew is gay

Matthew the gaylord:He's obsessed with fucking Emo guys and thinks chicks are weird he's too emo and gay for this world smh anyways he is gay that is why he's called gaylord..
Person:Guy's look its gaylord, he like emo boys and he's a little so gay for this world

Matthew:HuH

Matthew is gay.
by Not_yui November 23, 2023
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Matthew Handy

by coolio jamaathon March 25, 2025
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Matthew alan Logsdon

Insult for someone who kisses their lil brother
by Matthew's lil Brotha October 3, 2022
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Matthew

a super hot has big oily jucy tender tits and has the longessssssssssssssssssst cok ever

he enjoys the touch of eating sausage rolls

and is a well known truck driver who rapes people
by penis enjoyer64 July 11, 2023
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Matthew

Local white boy always nice to hang with.
Matthew is so nice everyone likes Matthew.
by Ilikefortnite1234 September 20, 2019
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