Willy the dog is your average neighborhood dog. However his bark is so horrifying it can drive some people to extreme limits. Such as hiding in closets, on counter tops, and in bathrooms.
by leafsquare222 August 11, 2019

beating your cock so much your sperm shoots out at 32mph onto your ceiling fan that sprays it around like the fucking 4th of july
Jeffery Epstein “Oh boy I’m gonna start wankin the willy to another underaged child”
The kids mom “I thought I sent my kid to a boy scouts camp. Not a fucking XXVIDEOS Orgy scene”
The kids mom “I thought I sent my kid to a boy scouts camp. Not a fucking XXVIDEOS Orgy scene”
by Bill Clinton Touched Me May 14, 2023

When you are at an aquarium and you unzip your pants and put your balls upright on the glass and call out 'free willy' and see if any sea creatures come up and sniff and/or lick.
by Veronica11 August 23, 2016

by Kgskfajwtjsgnsf March 11, 2024

by the chode king February 21, 2023

When a man goes to bed with a itchy ass and wakes up with stinky fingers then sticks them in his wife's ears!
My wife called out for Willy in her sleep.... so I gave her a Wet Chocolate Willy she'll never forget!
by Ironhead chicken choker March 24, 2024

a fake none respected person,one who is nothing, a pity, disloyal, disgraceful, untrusted, and unhonored person.
by D.A.B April 12, 2014
