Scale that lets you know how much swag you are oozing. Predetermined measurements let you know how much you "swag up" or "swag down"
"Dude I hooked up with three different girls last night"
"Let's check the swag-o-meter on that one: you have swaged up three levels"
"Let's check the swag-o-meter on that one: you have swaged up three levels"
by friendly ghost December 26, 2011
Get the Swag-O-metermug. by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008
Get the cock-o-maticmug. a snitch
by ShoeTheMangoSeller July 31, 2021
Get the TAF o TAFmug. 1.) A four egg omelet made with real eggs, not pussy-ass egg whites
2.) Waking up in the morning with two ball sacks resting on your face; also known as a four egg breakfast
2.) Waking up in the morning with two ball sacks resting on your face; also known as a four egg breakfast
1.) Chris: "Wanna taste my egg white omelet?"
Tom: "No way those are for pussy-ass bitches...I'm making The Four Yolk-O"
2.) Chris: "Whose ball sacks are on my face!?!?!?"
Random Guy: "They're mine, dummy...I wanted to give you a four egg breakfast"
Tom: "No way those are for pussy-ass bitches...I'm making The Four Yolk-O"
2.) Chris: "Whose ball sacks are on my face!?!?!?"
Random Guy: "They're mine, dummy...I wanted to give you a four egg breakfast"
by The Snake Charmer Dude March 8, 2011
Get the The Four Yolk-Omug. A Chode o morph is an aussie term for a person who has a short stocky person and an absolute drop kick
by Maxii B xx July 27, 2017
Get the Chode o morphmug. The waving back and forth of a dog's tail. The speed of the tail is used to measure how happy the dog is. The faster the tail is wagging, the happier the dog.
by Janster August 6, 2013
Get the wag-o-metermug. by EG45 July 29, 2019
Get the O mae goemug.