Troll

1. Acting serious (usually on forums) to get a response that will invoke laughter

2. Being a Jerk on the web

3. being a stupid sack of ****.

1. that troll just made the intternet geeks look stupid
2. That troll should be banned
3. That troll should just stop posting here. Its annyoing

by LANDYACTZ4THEWIN November 17, 2011

Internet troll

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That internet troll is yelling at his game

by XxparksxX December 7, 2018

Glitter Troll

the term for a radical left snowflake invader in the tabletop role-playing game space. The polar opposite of a grognard. The blue-haired nose-ringed pseudo-geeks who invaded D&D and started complaining about the word 'race' as applied to elves, dwarves, etc. They came into the fantasy gaming space and started claiming all sorts of goofy crap, saying drow and orcs were 'black-coded,' inadvertently showcasing their own weird racism. They're the reason the 2024 Dungeon Master's Guide has a whole section on triggers and safety tools. It is due to their influence that we now have D&D characters that exist as transvestites in wheelchairs in a fantasy setting where they could become able-bodied biological women with like... two spells. Wild narcissism.

We left the game room at the convention after some Glitter Troll came in and sarted sperging out because our homebrew character sheets didn't have a place for pronouns. Thankfully, Sarah saved the day by ordering pizza and inviting us all to play in her room.

by Loupvapeur November 24, 2024

Painted troll fat

Saying this phrase will get you sent to Facebook jail. Source: Personal experience. Refers to: the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and the quest “A Brush With Death” where you enter a painting and fight painted trolls which will drop painted troll fat when killed.

I follow a gibberish page on Facebook and decided to randomly comment “painted troll fat” which got me sent to Facebook jail. I got 3 days for my 3rd offense for equally stupid reasons. Thanks mods!

by Zozothecat July 22, 2021

Branch the troll

Branch is a total babe! He is so sexy and lovable! Gosh, I would do anything just to hear him sing a lil didley. His beautiful hair reminds me of a wet fart. The most gorgeous troll around, sooo sexyyyy!😘

Person: "Do you know Branch the troll?"
other person: "OmG YES HES SO SEXXYYY"

by Branch_issogood March 2, 2024

concern trolling

When a person gaslights you into feeling or looking vulnerable or needy for their fake help and hence, inferior. It's a way of domineering over you by establishing a power dynamic where they get to control your life, order you around and you're supposed to feel grateful to be treated like a dog. May be part of a smear campaign, triangulation and poisoning the well of your general reputation. Common to narcissists but everyone has done this at some point, we usually grow out of it after school. They will interrogate you for slander and ruin under the guise of politeness. Social sabotage and attempted social murder.

e.g. "I'm just worried about you" or "are you okay? you seem XYZ" Classic form of concern trolling, weaponised by controlling men and women who otherwise have no recourse to control you in that situation. May speak to you like an abusive parent to a naughty child. Boundary violation is the purpose.
"People have been talking about you so I just came to check how you are." Triangulation method, they're the problem. They are smearing you.
"You look terrible/tired" or "You seem so sad, secretly, can I help?" Interference and belittlement gaslights.
"Are you SURE you're okay?" wearing you down with resistance to their interrogations. Happens in the workplace too.

by paint88 June 30, 2024

underwear troll

an underwear troll is someone who hides in your underwear to blow you off.

Yeah she was totally an underwear troll, she was always in my underwear!

by Laura12437262 January 24, 2023