lesbian forklift

The act of inserting a fist into the vaginal cavity of the lesbian girl by the lesbian Mack driving male and preforming curl like motions until climax is obtained.

Last night was special. After the monster truck pulls Glenda had to celebrate the testosterone feat by preforming a full on lesbian forklift on Sheila.

by Jea Bagel November 30, 2013

synthetic lesbianism

Falsly being gay or lesbian

All the girl be having a problem with synthetic lesbianism

by redondahead May 14, 2015

Hybrid Lesbian

Bald, fat, disfuigured woman. Usually seen wearing men's clothing. Always seen with a hotter lesbian. The kind of lesbian we didn't wish existed.

"Damn that fucker is fat, but his chick is hot!"

"Dude that's a hybrid lesbian"

by Harvey111 August 11, 2015

100 mile lesbian

A lesbian who is suitable from across a football field. Maybe it's the hair, maybe it's the walk, the attitude, but whatever it is , it's obvious to anyone she's a lesbian.

That 100 mile lesbian just checked you out.

by The100mikelesbian December 21, 2015

Oatmeal Lesbian

They are the kind that are super into yoga (but they don't where cute outfits and take the meditation portion real serious), only eat organic local food, where a side bag made of felt, where comfort clogs,and lastly they look like they eat a shit ton of oatmeal.

I saw this oatmeal lesbian I'd like to take out to the farmers market.

by cupcakeABC March 2, 2016

boy lesbian

A guy who says he is a girl to get a lesbian to sleep with him.

"I cried during the notebook, I'm like super emotional. Heck, I am practically a girl."
"Pshh, youre just a boy lesbian.'"

by jsquazzle March 12, 2016

lifetime lesbian

A lesbian who has never had sex with a male.

Sarah: I wish I'd never slept with a man before I met you.
Jane: ahhh then you'd be a lifetime lesbian...like me.

by Brosiecoolio July 24, 2017