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I’d fuck that goat.

When someone suggests trying something new and you’re low key down to get after it, no questions asked.
Friend #1: “We should do a shotski at the top of the double black diamond run.”
Friend #2: “Shirtless.”
Friend #3: “I’d fuck that goat.”
by Turnantur March 23, 2024
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Goats your float

A condescending phrase used to express indifference to someone who has an opposing (wrong) opinion.
Dude 1: "The Earth is flat - I have proof!"
Dude 2: "Whatever goats your float, man."
by GoatYourFloat December 19, 2022
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Goat Blast

An euphemism for a foursome consisting of three men and one woman. The term comes from the phrase, “I’m hornier than a three-peckered billy goat”. How does one satisfy said goat? It has a blast with a hornier female goat. Three guys with three peckers and one horny girl is more than group sex, it’s a goat blast. The term was created and first used on the podcast Slacker and The Man.
Dobbs: “What happened last weekend? I heard some of the crew spent the night with that chick with the big boobs. Anybody get lucky?”

The Man: “The three of us did a goat blast with her!”

Dobbs: “I should have been there!”

The Man: “Yeah, you could have held the camera.”
by Mashers69 August 15, 2014
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Goat Cheese

Meaning, yeah, agreed, for real, literally or for sure. Rumoured to be a mishearing of fo wheeze which took a like of its own.
Guy 1 “wanna hang at mine later” Guy 2 “Goat cheese”

Guy1 “I hate this class” Guy 2 “ literal goat cheese bro”
by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025
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harold goates

by bigman59583 February 13, 2024
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Goat-work

Someone who enables another person's behavior to be peak.
Phoenix's sister interacting with Toasty is Goat-work fr fr!!
by ToastyVA October 16, 2024
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Verti-goat

A common denominator of a peculiar term of events once, formed during once’s ramdom conversation on a road trip from one of the Uks largest docks. Now a trademark named apparel company trading in the southwest.
Is one feeling dizzy? Do you have vertigo or has one got verti-goat
by Karl-popper December 28, 2022
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