Jake Piper's first law

The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.

Forget the minus.

Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

make the first move kid

When your the king...
and the man

the king man : make the first move kid
everyone: 🤣

by smallboii vy March 14, 2021

milo the first

epic

milo the first is pretty swag ngl

by milo the first March 29, 2021

natsuhiko the first

NATSUHIKO THE FIRST IS VERY VERY SWAG. THEY WATCH NYAN NEKO SUGAR GIRLS, GAKUEN HANDSOME, AND THEY COSPLAY. MEGA SWAG. BARK BARK.

Have you heard this rumor? I heard that Natsuhiko The First is a simp for Hitoshi-san from Nyan Neko Sugar Girls..

by Natsuhiko The First😆 April 4, 2021

todoroki_the_first_

Really nice! Always makes my day ikysm-chrerry hoo

todoroki_the_first_ Is really kind!:D

by Hooley hoops are nice🤔 April 16, 2021

Samantha the first

The best stripper ever the sexiest of them all. Is not a virgin #girlboss

Wants to bang everythin

Samantha the first you are a good stripper lets see them pole tricks lad !

by MOLLIE 6969 July 9, 2021

ice's first law of maps

ice's first law of maps states that for every fictional map large enough, an area within it will resemble the Mediterranean even if slightly.

ice's first law of maps just look at some maps

by icesuu July 9, 2021