The Whole Cracker Barrel

When someone is such a cracker, that they cannot just be called a cracker. This term can only be used to describe the pastiest of the pasty, the dumbest of the dumb, the blondest of the blond, and the people who spend 10 hours a day on TikTok.
Person 1: Damn, check out this new TikTok challenge

Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.
by fishpickles May 03, 2022
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cracker stacker

A black man that loves to be with only white women and can’t see himself dating or mixing with any other race.

Black men’s kryptonite dating only white women.

Also a black man’s way to be secured financial.
DEFINITION: a black man that only dates white women.

Did you hear about what’s his name. ? He’s cracker stacker to his list of women.
by MYKAL DOMENIC December 29, 2022
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cracker captain

Ayo did you hear Cracker Captain is finally getting kicked out of office!!?!?
by Aocstan January 18, 2021
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bun cracker

A very idiotic person normally charactorized as a dumbass or retard. Not smart or bright. They tend to make a butt load of mistakes all the freaking time. Or they don't do want you want.
John- Dude, hand me that soda.
Kyle- No i'm too lazy.
John- You f**king bun cracker.
by imfreakingattractive July 26, 2011
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Cracker enthusiast

When a person of African descent is interested in only white people and not those of their own race.
Aye yo Terrell, them niggas be cracker enthusiasts!”
by Dr. Skidaddle September 13, 2020
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Cracker Monkey

A person that is 50/50 of white and black.
Look at dat Cracker Monkey
by Balls to the walls Zero February 16, 2024
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Cracker tower

The art of stacking more than 2 white guys on top of each other. then they all ejaculate into a cup and make a guy named Daniela drink it
by @officialcrackertower December 14, 2023
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