by goldenEverything January 04, 2018
by Sui14233 September 05, 2022
the transport for the gang Brunswick Road Killers it never moves and you will probably be killed on it
That Lankz yute: fam where should I buck you
Shush: come buck me on the red bus right now eediat just sign out ma ting
Shush: come buck me on the red bus right now eediat just sign out ma ting
by Ceedizzy January 31, 2021
Like “reinventing the wheel”, but for techbros.
More precisely, it is to spend an incredible amount of money, time and mental effort to finally come to a solution that was actually figured out decades or even centuries ago.
Bonus points if you end up making yet another app using the blockchain, so that in order for you to use it, you need to put your SSN on a distributed public ledger so that it can get pwned by Russian hackers.
More precisely, it is to spend an incredible amount of money, time and mental effort to finally come to a solution that was actually figured out decades or even centuries ago.
Bonus points if you end up making yet another app using the blockchain, so that in order for you to use it, you need to put your SSN on a distributed public ledger so that it can get pwned by Russian hackers.
“Ok, pitch it.”
“Ok so like basically we get people to pool their money together into one thing and then invest that thing into Bitcoin and use the profits from that investment to pay everyone involved once a month, and then when someone dies their portion of the investment goes to the other participants.”
“…you just described a tontine.”
“A what?”
“A tontine. The thing you're describing. It's been around since the 17th century. Are you reinventing the bus again?”
“No way, man! This one's different, this one uses JIT-compiled vue.js and blockchain smart contracts to keep track of the system!”
“Brilliant. Here's a million dollars, we're gonna be rich!”
“Ok so like basically we get people to pool their money together into one thing and then invest that thing into Bitcoin and use the profits from that investment to pay everyone involved once a month, and then when someone dies their portion of the investment goes to the other participants.”
“…you just described a tontine.”
“A what?”
“A tontine. The thing you're describing. It's been around since the 17th century. Are you reinventing the bus again?”
“No way, man! This one's different, this one uses JIT-compiled vue.js and blockchain smart contracts to keep track of the system!”
“Brilliant. Here's a million dollars, we're gonna be rich!”
by tariqk November 22, 2022
by Cuban bus driver March 03, 2015
Someone who is a terrible driver. For example, speeding, going off the road constantly, and paying more attention to whats happening inside the car than what is happening outside.
by JehovahsWitness May 15, 2015
When a man stumbles to a bus stop screaming at himself on his way to hitch a ride on the free public transport service and frantically screams at the bus to stop even though it sits idly awaiting passengers. He may occasionally bang on the driver’s window in a threatening manner as he screams obscenities at his female partner telling her to hurry up, seemingly fearful of missing the bus in order to ride in circles around the city all day, or to make random stops around the parklands to drink methylated spirits and play slippy dip in the local creek with the fellas.
There's Jed, that Screamin' Bus Dusty, on his way to encircle the city on the free public transport, yelling at his woman!
by Wongisdsadas November 26, 2019