Asian Pinball

Successfully weaving or navigating through individual or groups of Asians who are not attentive to surroundings, personal spaces, or the speed limit. Alt: the act of driving in California.

I ended up playing Asian Pinball again this morning on the way to work when the first 3 cars I passed going under the speed limit on the 101 were being driven by Asians.
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by Spicy Green Chile January 7, 2015

Flaming Asian Stevesome

When a red head, Asian , and 3 guys named Steve are in a car together with brewing sexual tension

I thought I was straight till I had a Flaming Asian Stevesome

by Maverick motyka January 26, 2023

asian oval syndrome

when a Asian gets anal more that 3 times a day.

OOOOOOOh man I got asian oval syndrome for the third time this week.

by IOnlySwallow6969 June 9, 2016

asian shrimp

When an Asian has a dry dick

“Ay man I heard you were fucking chloe” “yesterday”
“Nah man”
“Why not”

“Cause I got an Asian shrimp”

by Hitler-one-four-five December 19, 2018

asian typewriter

Someone who uses the phrases "Ya" or "Def" in short of "Definitely". These people usually talk like they just swallowed a load of cum, and are on a sugar high from 4 nights ago.

Damn that sex was good last night.
Ya
You're such a fucking asian typewriter

by wapgiokjtmahouwhna December 20, 2017

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.9.Sincerity Through Individuals By Done Tyrannies Haitian, Creole, Asian Are Statue Man Thinking The.9.

.9.Sincerity Through Individuals By Done Tyrannies Haitian, Creole, Asian Are Statue Man Thinking The.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 17, 2025

Asian parents

they're mostly strict and dominant.

it's probably because of cultural values.

In most Asian countries, authority is deeply honored and you must respect your elders.

person a: i have those asian parents
person b: i feel bad for u

by VivianR34 May 13, 2023