Dylan Didarzadeh

A guy with a genuine heart , he loves to fiddle with his rock hard cock on most nights. While it throbs he normally heats an asda value pizza in the microwave.

Dylan Didarzadeh his cock can be seen from miles away

by SecretRomanian September 16, 2023

Dylan

Dylan is indubitably handsome, though he can never know for certain because of how ignorant he is. Statistically speaking, Dylan's cock is above average in girth and length. Dylan is incredibly majestic and mysterious. Aliens come to visit him just to try and figure him out. He knows too many jokes for his own good. His wisdom is mindboggling. He can fight too! Disclaimer: He has ladies so get in line, sorry not sorry. A Dylan didn't write this definition either. Hehe.

Lady#1 Is that the Dylan? Is it really? Or is my life a lie?
Lady #2 That is Dylan, words cannot describe this man without it sounding like I'm trying to start a cult.

by Glitterinthebong September 29, 2022

Dylan out

To “Dylan” is to fully commit to something then at the last second, then give an excuse for why you can’t make it.

Friend 1: “Yo, is Josh coming to the concert?”
Friend 2: “Nah, he says he can’t make it, something came up last second. I knew he’d Dylan out.”
Friend 1: “Is Chad going at least?”
Friend 2: “ He also Dylan’d out.”

by Synth Spectre May 4, 2019

Dylan

Isobel should date him

Dylan : Isobel date him already

by Dylan woah October 25, 2020

Dylan

Dylan is a guy. He is a very honest and hardworking guy. He’ll help you through any problems you might have because that’s what Dylan does. Dylan is nice and caring and doesn’t give up easily. He always has a great view of the world and works to make others see it too. Dylan is a wonderful guy and deserves to find love and peace throughout his life.

Dylan, that guy has pushed me to see things better and life my life to the fullest.

by azablo September 16, 2025

Dylanism

To talk about something nobody for a long period of time

My friend suffers from dylanism

by Prowormaker May 20, 2024

The Dylan sickness

When a girl has changes in behaviour and health

The longing for Dylan

My cycles is just mixed up for no reason. My hormones have rearranged.
My moods are totally out of balance.
Changes in my facial features.
I have the Dylan sickness.

by Gweinblydd June 28, 2023