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South Alaskan side grinder

A South Alaskan side grinder is when you’re spooning your girl and you pop a boner, you continue to try to get rid of it while she tries to get closer, this grinding her side, and your dick
My dick got fucked up bro, we started to do a South Alaskan side grinder
by The_Gutter March 8, 2019
mugGet the South Alaskan side grindermug.

norwegian side dragon

The act of a submissive female lying on her side while the dominant male ejaculates in her ear while pressing the woman's head tightly against the end of the urethra so as not to lose any of the ejaculate. Typically this follows a lengthy and enthusiastic round of felatio.
Sarah was so enthusiastic last night with her throat so I treated her to a Norwegian Side dragon.
by whispering chris April 28, 2014
mugGet the norwegian side dragonmug.

side boner job

A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.
"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."
by TheCubesicle September 12, 2013
mugGet the side boner jobmug.

side braid next to ear

Small braid worn on the side of a mans head behind his ear indicates he’s feeling sexual tension towards other men and wants to be dominated and gang raped by 13 multi-racial bikers with baby cocks .
The guy with a side braid next to ear is a fag
by Dendai February 15, 2024
mugGet the side braid next to earmug.

Side dick

“So your girl isn’t really your girl?”

“No, I’m her side dick.”
by Anonymous 4732 March 6, 2020
mugGet the Side dickmug.

side hen

A side chick that has been a chick on the side for a long time.
He called her his side hen cause she was his side chick for years.
by quixotickane January 27, 2018
mugGet the side henmug.

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