A South Alaskan side grinder is when you’re spooning your girl and you pop a boner, you continue to try to get rid of it while she tries to get closer, this grinding her side, and your dick
by The_Gutter March 8, 2019

The act of a submissive female lying on her side while the dominant male ejaculates in her ear while pressing the woman's head tightly against the end of the urethra so as not to lose any of the ejaculate. Typically this follows a lengthy and enthusiastic round of felatio.
by whispering chris April 28, 2014

"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."
by TheCubesicle September 12, 2013

Small braid worn on the side of a mans head behind his ear indicates he’s feeling sexual tension towards other men and wants to be dominated and gang raped by 13 multi-racial bikers with baby cocks .
by Dendai February 15, 2024

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by quixotickane January 27, 2018
