Sam

He is a kind and funny guy. He makes me laugh when I am down and laugh in general. He plays basketball and has lots of friends. He is very smart, almost too smart. He some times cheats on tests. He is an amazing guy. When he gets sad he will make the funniest / Cutest faces. He has the best laugh I have ever heard. So if you have met one keep him for life

Sam: are you ok?
Friend:

Sam: what did a shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Friend:????????
Sam: that tastes funny!!

by Lulu171723 December 17, 2019

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sam

she should date ask

dsvg sam

by efhyudlio;ap December 10, 2019

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Sam

One man army

Sam gonna kill us all

by Dale Brady January 29, 2022

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Sam

A Sam is the type of guy to cheat on you but say he won’t. A Sam is the type of guy to date you and move on in 3 days. A Sam askes girls for nudes thinking it’s a joke. If you know a Sam stay away he might end up punching you in the throat. A Sam is a self centered 2 foot tall asshole. His relationships are always toxic and blames in on the other person but when in reality he’s the problem because he’s secretly gay and will never admit it cause his chode is so small only a slutty girl would want it. If you know a Sam watch out he might ruin your life in 2 seconds... well at least he thinks he can.

“Ew Sam? He’s so gross”
“I know he’s such a dickhead

by truthhurtsbitch March 24, 2020

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SAM

Super fine

Amazing

My favorite

You looking like a SAM today.

by Mahharg March 3, 2020

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Old Man Sam

He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.

“Old Man Sam slapped me!”

“Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”

by MJM2020 December 3, 2018

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