phone-up

To stick a phone up your ass, as far as possible.
Wow, I phone-up'd yesterday and now need an X-Ray. Have you tried it?
by D Luo May 17, 2017
mugGet the phone-upmug.

National Phone Day

This day your parents are finna have to give a free phone. If they say no tell the to look at this.
Jolie: Hey mom!
Mom: hey sweetie
Jolie: Its national phone day :')
Mom: No it isnt! 😠
Jolie: *shows*
Mom: Uhhh😥😥😥
by KrazyKid1019 September 30, 2021
mugGet the National Phone Daymug.

Business Phone

When in the stage of talking on snapchat with 20 or more girls your phone is classified as the term Business Phone. Just snapping and not trying to get anywhere but merely sending pictures of your face back and forth is not a Business Phone. Your end goal most of the time is to get as much sex from different girls as possible (Annino method). In some cases you are narrowing down the possibility to who you want to date (Leavitt method).

What is the talking stage?

The talking stage is when both parties are interested in each other they have gone on a date or two, and yet they both still want to explore their options before picking theirs.

Both methods use the talking stage in different ways.

The Leavitt Method uses it as getting to know the girl and flirt and see how she responds and the male wants to pursue a future with them.

The Annino Method used it as a way to make the girl feel safe and then she opens up and soon enough the male has gotten his dick wet and they aren’t even in a relationship.

WARNING: The Business Phone is a cruel business and not meant for the mental stability of some people.

saying this for legal reasons.

I do not condone anyone trying what is said in this definition.
Jarret has girls at his house every night. I heard his Business Phone is bigger than 100 girls
by Patrick McMurphy August 12, 2021
mugGet the Business Phonemug.

Phone-ment

When you post your entire life or fun experiences on your phone instead just being in the moment.
Girl 1: “wow this is such a beautiful sunset.”
Girl 2 “yeah I’m gonna post it on my story
Girl 1 “you’re always living in the phone-ment”
by piano August 16, 2020
mugGet the Phone-mentmug.
Internet slang for when an iPhone humorously autocorrects a text message, see also All Your Base Are Belong to Us
Dang sorry for that text "It not I’d my phone hates"
by TaxMan73 May 28, 2025
mugGet the It not I’d my phone hatesmug.

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