Toilet Conundrum

A problem occurring to you whilst you are on the toilet.

"Damn man, last night i had a panic attack while I was taking a shit, serious toilet conundrum."

by chrischanlover69 January 02, 2022

So, I Killed A Toilet

I DON'T KNOW HOW!

"How Are You Doing Today" "Not Good, So, I Killed A Toilet" "WTF"

by Syden102 June 29, 2023

toilet therapy

When you need to see a therapist but instead you just take a big shit. (To sit on the toilet to collect your thoughts)

Man I really needed some toilet therapy!

by Mr.mom270 January 26, 2021

Helicopter toilet

It's a truckers term Its when a truck driver shits in a bag and spins it in circles above there head then launches it where ever

Hey I had to take a huge dump and didnt want to take time to pull off into a truck stop or rest stop so I just pulled over on the interstate and went in a bag and flung a "helicopter toilet "onto the side of the road

by Twiztedbtch72 October 21, 2018

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

When something makes you feel super low; feeling bad

That made me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

by SheaHiStepn August 13, 2022

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;

Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.

by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022

Toilet water gang

An elite crew of very swag people

Mark-have you heard of toilet water gang
Tom-yeh scary shit gotta keep the mandem safe innit

by Toilet water gang January 10, 2021