Woke off!

An expression aimed at people who are overly woke.
Like f*** off but aimed at people who are irritatingly woke.

Just woke off will you!

Woke off and leave me alone.
He/she can just woke off!

by Lucyloveslife March 11, 2021

Neck off

Its a form of saying make out

"Wanna neck off darling?"

by ig: jimenavera_c August 13, 2021

Off the Gherkin

When someone or something is "off the gherkin" they are crazy, or doing something unconventional. When someone is described as "off the gherkin" they are doing something they wouldn't normally do, or something that could be considered out of character and strange.

Something that is also very cool or lit, can also be considered as "off the gherkin". Anything that is trendy, or in fashion can also be described this way.

"Oh wow Tommy is screaming in the Walmart, he is so off the gherkin."
or
"This function is off the gherkin."

by 123Josh456 October 4, 2021

simp-off

When two people battle to see who can turn the other into a simp first

Person 1: I'm totally gonna turn you into a simp
Person 2: it's a simp-off then!

by NotTheGuyYouMatchedWith April 23, 2020

Off the goop

When somebody is absolutely zaboomafued after the smoke sesh

Yo jake zoie was off the goop last night

by Bardeen December 14, 2020

hijacking-off

When you're on a flight and the mood turns dark. You (pretend to) feel a gun in your side and you (don't really) hear a dark voice tell you to go to the bathroom. Now wank or I'll blow up the plane... says the voice in your head. mile high club rape wank

Whilst mid-flight:
"That guy's been in the toilet for a long time and it sounds like me might be crying!?!"
"Don't worry, probably just hijacking-off!".

by Grim Mark May 19, 2016

assin' off

Running off somewhere, on a whim or in a fit of rage without thinking of the consequences of ones actions for doing so.

"You should've thought about that before you went assin' off down there and got yourself into trouble"

by Nurserachel98 November 27, 2013