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Noah est quelqu'un qui donne de son temps pour faire sourire les gens. Alors certes, il a un humour mal placé, mais c'est tellement bête que ça fait rire. De temps à autre, il est aussi surprenant. D'un coup dans les moments où on ne s'y attend pas, il nous sort un truc ptn d'intelligent. Il a également une curiosité étrange pour les psychopathes (mais c'est un intérêt spécial que je partage.). Il a beau apprécier ces histoires réelles, il n'essaye pas de se créer des problèmes dans sa vie. C'est quelqu'un à qui on peut se confier si on désire une réponse sincère est bien attentionné. On peut être nous-même sans qu'il ne vienne juger notre passé. Ça ne veut pas dire qu'il n'aime pas le gossip! Noah aime plaire, peut-être par raison égoïste, mais au moins, il montre des petites attentions qui font rougir. Enplus de tout ça Noah est grand. Très grand. Trop grand.
Oh Noah dfd viens on ken
by Tabiche October 3, 2023
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Noah

Your best friend that is super smart but wastes all of his money on fast food and Tim Hortons and has a CRIPPLING addiction to coffee, but is always in denial and buys more coffee.
Noah gets Tim Hortons before going to school, Noah gets Tim Hortons during lunch, Noah gets Tim Hortons after school, and always asks why he's broke.
by Big PP Faizan February 8, 2024
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Noah

Noah is a person who could literally stab you in the back of the hand, and you'd still be best friend's with him
You may have stabbed me in the back of the hand, and I may be bleeding out, but at least we're still friends Noah
by SageEmpires January 1, 2023
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Noah

That a-hole kid in your class that always tries every way he can to annoy the hell outta you.
"Bro I got this NOAH in my class, they're so annoying I swear."
"Same man, Why can't they just disappear?"
by OofioisAngyLOL March 8, 2021
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Noah

Noah's really so cool,

plays 500 in the pool,

all his haters be fools,

some of these are cruel,

bread treats you like a mule,

you make the homeless Prince drool,

the boy is a true Jewel,
Noah, Noah Brown never has a frown,
People treat him like a clown,

I really wish you lived in town,

Noah Brown makes Noah Beck look like bleck,

just speck ayy,

he raps and adapts he freestyles in his naps "clap",
noah doesn't need a passie he's a big boy now,

making raps about brats (Quincy) ,
only raps about facts ayy,
noah kaleb and jaron better make a boy band,

working on your songs all the way in the van "huh",
"Big Boy Burger",
hat or no hat,

glasses or no glasses,

Noah hearts all the guys,

cuz he is fabulous,

noah loves his dog more than all people,

he is Noah's best friend cuz Noah theo "blessing",
noah is my little sister,

despite the fact that he is a mister,

it's 12:48 making Rhymes no hate ,
you are just so freaking great!

"baby mice"
Person 1: "Noah knows everything"
Person 2: "ik, he is always right"
Noah: "I'm so fabulous"
by Baby moice June 14, 2022
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You're only saying it because I said it about Noah

In the same way they are only fucking him because they "like retards and he has a big dick"
Hym "You're only saying it because I said it about Noah. And I don't just have to accept it and shut up about it because it makes your fucking slut daughter cry. She is going to pay the price for you trying to force me to be worse than that fucking cripple. And even if it isn't HER it'll be maybe the little girl who wasn't listening to her mother as she chased the dog barking at me right as she gets within arms reach. You fucks need to stop trying to act tough because you were crying like a bitch a second. No I am not going to 'learn how to talk to women' and no I'm not going to let you turn what is happening to me into a good thing at my expense. And I don't trust you enough to tell me whether or not your kids get murdered after you arrest me. I'll just assume it's the case."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2025
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noah

arse so fat its bigger than a nuke it will explode ur face becuase you are deffos gay
Noah has a fat arse
by hot alpha male May 18, 2022
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