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Noah

No one thinks it but Noah has the biggest penis around tow
by Noah Salden March 16, 2023
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Noah Helman

noah helman is the kind of guy who can sleep anywhere and is really bad at chemistry.
He failed? of course noah helman failed!
by bee1234567890 November 9, 2022
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Noah

A noun used to describe a person who is cute and adorable without doubt.
That depends is she noah?
by Narrowpatu November 6, 2021
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Noah

a guy who somehow adopts every person as his younger sibling but has no regards or quips about taking care of himself.
Noah a good person but a dick about taking care of himself
by ashtrollingnoah October 1, 2021
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Noah

A person who plays the 2048 game all the time in school and somehow still has the best grades in his class.
Guy 1: "Hey Noah can you help me with my homework?"
Noah: "Sorry I'm too busy playing 2048"
by DykarDyksson September 14, 2023
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Noah

He is so sexy girls eat his peee peee every day
Wow I really want Noah's peee peee
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Noah

Noah is a dumbass. A cringe lord. And the cutest, most adorable idiot. He's got really nice hands! He never thinks he is enough for anyone else's love. Noah is softhearted even when he acts tough. He loves thighs, specially in yoga pants. Noah is shy and insecure but pretty handsome. He will go far in life, has a lot of potential and greatness within him to achieve many things, but his own doubts keep him grounded. I can't wait to see him sprout his wings one day! Noah is the best.
Person: "He looks cringe."
Her: "He definitely is, he is Noah. My favorite."
by vanilla_kitten November 23, 2021
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