National Short King Day

June 21st: A day in which all short men rise up (as much as they can) and be proud of their mediocre stature.

Friend: “Sup short stack”
Short king: “ hey. Not today. It’s National short king day.”

by Poppasmoke April 16, 2023

National kiss faith day

January 26th is the day to walk up To Faith and try and kiss them

Faith: hey what’s up
* kisses faith*
Faith: uh why did you do that?
You: It’s national kiss faith day

by National kiss faith day😳🥵 January 26, 2021

National bra pic day

May 14th is national bra pic day

Guy “Hey guess what day it is”
Girl “what day”
Guy “national bra pic day”
Girl *sends bra pic*
Guy “have a nice day”

by Krispiecharms May 14, 2019

National Bully Maria Day

Bully people named Maria on February 14

Maria: Hey you kicked me
Person 1: OH I'm sorry!
Person 2: Don't worry it's National Bully Maria Day!!

by tobsterwaffle February 14, 2022

National Cock Slapping Day

April 7th, national cock slapping day

Michael Agricola: Aye what day is it today?
Dosca: April 7th..
Michael: AHhhhh

April 7th, national cock slapping day

by The1Dumbass April 04, 2022

National fuck hamish day

April 13tg is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him

Hamish: You know what day it is today?
Woman: Yeah it’s april 13th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet

Woman: Oh well, I guess it’s the right day

by JeremyH128 April 13, 2019

national thank josh day

On April 4th, we will thank Josh's from around the world for all the rage they induce in our world.

Josh-Yes! It's April 4th!
Jason-Oh yeah! It's National Thank Josh Day! Thank you Josh!

by Dankboi999 April 04, 2020