National fuck hamish day

April 13tg is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him

Hamish: You know what day it is today?
Woman: Yeah it’s april 13th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet

Woman: Oh well, I guess it’s the right day

by JeremyH128 April 13, 2019

National Hold Hands Day

On April 14, it is National Hold Hands Day so if anyone comes up to you and grabs your hand say “Happy National Hold Hands Day!

“It’s National Hold Hands Day!”

by Kate Ingles April 12, 2019

National toe fungus day

A day to celebrate your toe fungus.

HEY , GUYS, IT'S NATIONAL TOE FUNGUS DAY.

by Toe Man Likes Toes November 16, 2019

National Thot Extermination Day

The day of exterminating shall be May 3rd of every year

You shall exterminate every thot in sight for this national holiday

Yo! It ot National Thot Extermination Day We need to exterminate every thot in sight!

by Yung Oro June 1, 2018

national pink lungs day

4/21 is the day used to celebrate everyone who has pink lungs still. keep calm and breathe on!

“What’s National Pink Lungs Day and why are all these cool people celebrating it?”
“It’s a day for the people who have never smoked! That’s why you see cool people celebrating it”

by simp69421 April 20, 2020

National Reverse Cowgirl Day

November 22nd is the one day only that women must do reverse cowgirl

National Reverse Cowgirl Day

by bigboppo November 22, 2020

National Best Gf Day

January 16th is the dopest day of the month otha than the 27th. It is jennday

hey babe we going to Olive Garden
her: omg rlly why?
cus it’s national best gf day

by gangties January 14, 2021