Matthew

A person who goes tails and tails and then goes up and down.For milk from a raisin.

Watch out ,hes gonna do a matthew

by BoatMo February 18, 2020

Matthew

glake ahh hoe, treesha, whore, prostitute, hooker, and the sluttiest guy you’ll ever meet. stay away if u can.

Have you seen Matthew? He’s with 7 girls right now

by jojobowbow February 10, 2024

Matthew

A clever gentleman with skills and talent, good looks to spare and charm that could leave you dreaming. Although you may be the kind to never get swept off your feet, a Matthew surely will. He has a quiet, dark nature that is mysterious and sexy but very warm and friendly. A true hero. He would lay down his life in protection of those he cares for. He is witty and has a group of friends wherever he goes that love his banter, especially over cards, food and drinks. He is a passionate lover and a dreamer. A loyal friend and companion. Matthew is epic, simply said.

Josh: "Who else can we invite to the party?"

Josh and Sam : "MATTHEW!!! HA HA YES!"

"Who is going to escort you to the masquerade this year? "Matthew, a personal friend, very handsome."

"I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream..."

"Who rescued me from the car after the accident before is exploded?" "His name was Matthew."

by FoxyFoxDancer November 13, 2020

Matthew

a big bubble blower

He is a Matthew, his bubble is big!!

by discombobulated4 November 8, 2021

Matthew Special

The act of scooping up your genitalia (cock and balls) and jamming them as hard as you can into a vagina whilst wearing a 2003 rookie Lebron jersey and screaming "YAM TIME" as a "finishing move" to stimulate a female orgasm

I tried out the Matthew Special on my girlfriend yesterday, it's the first time I have made her orgasm

by bigsexmachinematthewrobertson January 25, 2025

Matthew Carroll

A bum that would make anybody feel bad from how down bad he is. He is known as Jok3r 9905 aka Matty B. He raps a lot and about to release a mixtape called, "Life ain't Bussin" on all platforms. POGGERS!!

Matthew Carroll sniff Fortnite character's booty

by im2kool April 21, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is that one annoying kid that thinks they are cool.

Matthew: Im cool!
Person: No you arent

by Hiimantisocial August 29, 2020