a sexual act preformed at red lobster location whilst you beat your dick under the table while the waiter/waitress is getting your order and you have to cum by the end of your order
by lobster beater March 12, 2021
Get the Red lobster mug.Whilst being in the doggy style position, you plant your partners head down onto the bed or whatever you are using. You then take a mallet and smack your partners fourth vertebrae, causing them to scream and become paralytic, putting it in further whilst doing so. Once you’ve completed your session. You flap their paralytic body around like a lobster. The Screaming Lobster.
We did the screaming lobster last night.
I did the screaming lobster last night with my girlfriend, she is now professor X.
I did the screaming lobster last night with my girlfriend, she is now professor X.
by BigFatBarry69 May 14, 2021
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A funny insult created from the Scottish word “jobbie”, meaning poop. Used to call someone annoying, irritating or a bummer.
by Sus! July 9, 2021
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Get the max lobo mug.When your boyfriend shoots a huge load up your nostrils with such Force it breaks the brain barrier and penetrates your frontal lobe and pineal gland causing your brain and body to flood with DMT.
Girl, I'm still tripping since he gave me that nasal lobotomy! I can't wait to see him again! I think he's the one!
by Captain Long Dong Silver August 3, 2021
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Dj lobo the app King #djloboapp
Dj lobo el heavy Hitter
Dj lobo El Matatan
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Dj lobo the app King #djloboapp
Dj lobo el heavy Hitter
Dj lobo El Matatan
Dj Lobo El Homeboy
Dj lobo is one of the best latina DJ’s in the world that has the biggest Dj app ! down with the biggest Dj crew the heavy hitters and is known as el matatan aka el Homeboy
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