j-cot

Just chill one time.

Mike: Bro, just chill one time.
Joey: Nah bro. I gotta study!

He needs to j-cot one time bro.

by Damion CC December 13, 2007

J-boots

the state of mind of a person who is deeply intoxicated on jenkem.

similar to the k-hole (which describes the conscious, catatonic state that ketamine users experience)

"Dude, looks like your Dad's got his j-boots on again..."

by Sraes Nave May 8, 2008

j-bong

a (water) bong, without a bowl, made just for smoking joints through

Damn man, did you see the hit George took off that j-bong? He was coughing for hour

by r3in March 16, 2008

J-Loud

1) a boisterous fart from large butted hottie (made famous by J-Lo)

I was startled when the woman on the escalator J-Louded into my face.

by LAF99 March 30, 2008

J-Margolised

Getting decked, knocked over, jacked up, or lit up.

Word is best when someone gets decked by a bike!

Word is made famous by the bike that ran Justin over.

"S*** dude, that kid just got straight J-Margolised by that bike!"

"Yo, what was that Wide Receiver doing going across the middle? He got J-Margolised!"

by Tom Pete August 14, 2008

j-true

When you have sex with your girlfriend in the bathroom at walmart and bend her over, stick her head in the urinal, and flush right before ejaculation so that she clinches tight for the finish.

Hey baby, come up to work so we can have a quick j-true.

by SRJ08 December 21, 2008

J-Lude

A Jennifer Lawrence nudie photo or video. Play on words of quaaludes. After all, they're both addictive, desirable and in very limited supply.

Joe: Hey man, how was your matinée date?
Bob: Not good. My GF almost found my stash of J-Ludes. On my phone.

by Joe_Pepsi December 17, 2014