broken goat

When someone makes you punch yourself in the balls after they kick your sack.

He made me mad so I gave him a Broken Goat.

by Nud3yNovak February 3, 2018

Goat

A little furry thing that screams 99% of the time and enjoys ramming into peoples' thighs.
Also known as the 2nd most annoying creature before children.

The goat rammed its head into my thigh and began to scream louder than my screams of agony.

by Goat-Hater July 19, 2022

GOAT

Could stand for 'Greatest Of All Time'..etc.
Also name of the Maynard brothers (youtuber Jack and singer Conor) group which as Jack says "could mean anything you want it to mean"

"You're the GOAT"
or
"Have you heard the new GOAT song?"

by kxgreen November 2, 2017

J-Tizzy Goat

A blonde individual located on the upper north shore/beaches often found with enlarged balls due to his unconventional use of a bathroom (ED).

Weaknesses include: (ED), Monte(SF)(EV), Land sports and Chem.

J-Tizzy Goat the game started half an hour ago why haven't you left home.

by Everythingismint September 4, 2023

Trey D. Goat

He’s the best account on Twitter and the realest niggas you’ll ever know. He is the best Yoruichi supremacist and has superior taste in all media, overall he is THE goat.

Trey D. Goat is the goat

by Trey D. Goat November 26, 2023

Throat Goat

The most esteem title you give a girl who has the ability to suck your soul right out your body and leave your toes in a permanent curl like state; mind blowing; you'll be begging her to please swallow your future kids again, and again, and again and being the GOAT...these girls tend to love it so much, it will make her lips quiver and tears run down her legs from her midsection. So dang amazing!!!

That Leah is the THROAT GOAT QUEEN. Her skills so strong she can gargle Peanut Butter.

See that girl over there? That's Leah, the Throat Goat Queen. She gives the best head to make up for the fact she isn't good in the head.

by The Unicorn2624 November 25, 2024

Goat in a Boat

"Goat in a Boat" is a group of 3 best friends named: Johaina, Loinette, and Anoshty. They are crazy, out of their mind, and probably have corona. Loinette is a psychopath that thinks about killing people. Johaina hase gone insane in this crisis and started dressing like a girl and making voice notes. Anoshty is happa that her Mom's aunt died and her other aunt lodt her memory. Over all Goat in a Boat are Bitches that nobody cares about.

Stay away from Goat in a Boat or you are going to catch their weird disease.

by I am fery much crazy July 1, 2020