Ghetto Stance

The widest available stance on a snowboard, usually accompanied by baggy pants.

Saw some dude at the hill rocking some baggy pants and a really ghetto stance.

by BOOOSTKIING November 12, 2011

ghetto smurf

a smurf born in a ghetto

you ghetto smurf!

by Auttumn March 15, 2021

Ghetto genocide

When a guy masturbating with a wet 9 volt battery duct taped to the bottom of his beanbag in an attempt to kill off all sperm prior to ejaculation....it also gives one hell of an orgasm!!!!

I don't want any kids so I always commit ghetto genocide.

by Dump truck December 24, 2016

ghetto cake

Using a slice of bread, preferable one purchased from a government assistance, and spread store bought icing across the top covering each corner.

Dad gambled his last paycheck away, now we have to settle for ghetto cake on my birthday.

by Secret sabotage August 24, 2017

ghetto hem

When a person staples or folds the bottom of a pair of jeans because they can't afford or are to lazy to get them hemmed.

Syn: staple your shit, fold your shit, hide the fact that your to poor, cheap or lazy to actually fix ur shit. I mean honestly its not that expensive
Ant: actually fix ur shit, regular hem
Misspellings: ghetto him. That's completely different shit

Friend: O you fixed your pants?
Ghetto hemmer: Nah girl I ghetto hemmed my shit

by lovestospoog May 14, 2011

ghetto bread

Weed on a slice of wonder bread, baked to perfection

By: Phaetus, Snookie, and Tall Ass Bitch

Let's have some ghetto bread nigga, let's get fucked up

by Real Nigga 420 Dick Sucka May 31, 2016

Ghetto Blaster

A 2 litter bottle with a socket put through the cap and a hole cut at bottom that you smoke weed with.

Let me hit the ghetto blaster.

by Ghettoblaster804 January 4, 2018