“Ow, I think my gamer syndrome is acting up
“What’s ‘gamer syndrome’?”
Carpal tunnel syndrome
by Wildingmango24 August 15, 2021
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Gamer Syndrome is a deadly stage within gamers who have been struggling with their addiction for years. But can start within only a few weeks or up to a few years. Symptoms may include: Lumbago, Sweat, Weight Gain, Testosterone loss, Cravings For Fast Food and Depression. If you or a loved one is suffering from gamer syndrome. Tell them to ‘go outside, bitch.’
My brother has gamer syndrome, I’m worried for his health. He may kill his chances of rehabilitation if he doesn’t act quickly.
by CummedPantz November 8, 2020
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by Thelastbanana May 17, 2021
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1. The thing you have been searching for the last half hour only to realize you had it all along. 2. A set of keys, thought lost but found in one's pocket, a pair of sunglasses though lost but found on one's own head. 3. Any item, idea or solution, found in the most obvious place possible.
Rocksteady Eddy and I spent an hour looking for the controller to his Xbox. I finally thought to look on top of the Xbox itself, and there it was. We both looked at each other and said "Gamer Puck!" at the same time, and now my shoulder is a little sore and I owe Eddy a soda.
by rickyukon August 21, 2020
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A kink gamer is a person who plays games in a way that satisfies their sexual interests/pleasure by playing a specific character or playing a character with a specific set of skills that is similar in nature to their kink.
I used to know a kink gamer friend who plays like these weird sexual anime games, specifically he likes to play this thicc tan girl who can fart with a lot of power, and like those farts had a lot of damage and toxic stink, and this really disturbed me not because of his sexual attraction, but because those farts made a lot of noise, and the thicc tan girl moaned every time she farted/queef (yes, that thicc tan girl can queef like gamma gas outta her super-powered vagina). Also, the girl's ass expanded very time she farted, and I mean, a lot of expansion, and sometimes her boobs expanded a little bit if the fart was super-powered. My friend has such weird sexual interests, I don't know what's going on in that weird mind of his, but anyways, regardless, he is a huge kink gamer.
by Urbane and Dictive October 20, 2022
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