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El. Oh. El.

Sarcasm. I can't believe this needs explanation. Due to the overuse of 'lol' and it's lack of actually laughing out loud, 99% of the time.
If you hear someone say out loud, verbatim, "El. Oh. El." are they ever serious...? Of course NOT, twat!
by _Word March 22, 2020
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el cierrale

A fat obese kid! Derived from a mexican commercial in the 80's where the kid looks at the camera and says cierrale (turn it off)as a way to conserve water.
Ayi viene el cierrale ( fat kid).
by guill1234 November 6, 2014
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Settlers of El Pan

A descriptive phrase used to describe two fat people (specifically obese individuals) who are in a long standing relationship simply for the fact that they are both so overweight that nobody else will ever love them. Their problematic weight usually causes these people to be undesirable to even themselves. This also has to do with them both being too lazy to ever bother to look for someone else. Settlers (settling for less) of El Pan (bread in Spanish; also sounds like Catan, the game). El Pan (bread) is used because it is not only full of bad carbs that stack on the poundage, but the obese people also look doughy, resembling a lumpy loaf of bread.
Man1: "Your roommates are always fighting with eachother, should they really be getting married?"

Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."
by Acexzy September 23, 2020
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when you put a piece of paper down your urethra and jerk off constantly until the entire paper is dissolved
bro did you hear that James was El Salvadorian jackal jerking for only 30 minuets

no way it took me over 4 hours to dissolve the first piece of paper
by end me42069 April 18, 2025
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el beardo

The name is given to the most dominant of men who in which is seen as a person with a beard that is able to grow out of control.
Charles totally had an "El Beardo" at vid con this year.
by Writer159B July 25, 2017
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El Classico

When a white or white presenting comic or public figure marries a person of color in order to discredit the possibility of that person being racist.
"Bill Burr is el classico"

"I don't trust that el classico white savior shit"
"Joe Rogan, racist? No, he's el classico."
by Trumboma August 25, 2022
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