Dylan santalucia

a bald weak nigga who has no friends, dated Maddie Vandervort and wants to fuck gabby udasco.

Donate: yo is that kid getting beat up over there?

Drew: yeah hes pulling a dylan santalucia

by huddy is funny November 2, 2018

Dylan

Dylan is that one friend that is fun to hangout with but can get annoying. The squad usually hangs out at his house and his mom is super nice. Dylan can be a little creepy and is usually the pedo. Dylan is mentally retarded because all he does is play video games. He’s a virgin

You guys want to hangout at Dylan’s house?

Dylan’s Mom: what would you like to eat?
Dylan: *Doesn’t respond*
Friends: Ughh Dylan can decide

Dyaln: *chooses shitty restaurant that no one wants to eat at/one they ate at last time*
Friends: *cri in the inside*

by AaravBEAST November 5, 2018

Dylan Hopper

Not a god

Dylan Hopper is not a god.

by ttashxoxo February 20, 2019

DYlan colby

A gay half Italian dwarf that fucks his brother

That person is such a Dylan colby

by Ching Chong 17 February 26, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is pretty and always dress good for school and when she walk in everyone laugh she’s always late

If you are bored call Dylan she going to want to play roblox tho

by iiam_mora February 26, 2019

Dylan

dude that gets really offended

Dylan got so offended

by SubbedToPewDiePie2 February 27, 2019

dylan

dylan is the greatest person ever you would be happy to have a dylan in your life he rages 24/7 in four square but is okkkkk i guess. He is mexican and plays baseball. everyone would be happy with a dylan

dylan your banned

by hfjdksm February 27, 2019