Grating the Cheese

An act of male masturbation involving grinding on a surface without the use of the hand or other device.

I walked in on my boyfriend grating the cheese last night.

by brutus_maximus October 20, 2012

cheese nipples

To have nipples with a brittle "aged cheddar" like quality to their look and texture to the tongue. Commonly found on asu students (both men and women) who are into very kinky coitus that the rest of us normally avoid...

Max...you have cheese nipples...that's no Gouda

by Eatontwat September 17, 2013

turdaroni and cheese

Noun.

used to describe a bowl (or plate) of macaroni and cheese that is being consumed in the presence of a huge turd.
Often, the turd will try to deny all allegations in attempt to refute turdaroni-and-cheese claims, but you'll know.

Mickey: "I'm sooo hungry!"

Cindy: "Didn't you just have mac and cheese for lunch?"

Mickey: "Yeah but I was with Dylan, so it turned out to be just another disappointing bowl of turdaroni and cheese."

by penguinpleazer69 January 8, 2012

Penis Cheese

The dried up cum around a mans tip of his penis

Xavier has a lot of penis cheese.

by Yung Dagger Alex August 22, 2018

cheese bart

Someone that does something that you don’t like

You ate the last pizza you cheese bart

by Cheese bart February 11, 2019

ebola with cheese

This is the meme created when Ugandan Knuckles fight the Perfect cell. Using the power of cheese on top of ebola, he eliminated Cell.

Ugandan Knuckles: Do you know what I eat everyday?
Cell: Please stop with these god damn jokes.
Ugandan Knuckles: Ebola with cheese

by Ebolian queen August 29, 2018

Cheese Nipper

One who eats CHEESE NiPS, there for one who is not an OG CHEEZ-IT eater.
In other words, someone who cannot be trusted.
*DO NOT BARTER WITH A CHEESE NIPPER, THEY WILL RIP YOU OFF*

Nick tried to barter his CHEESE NiPS, but Mark realized he is a conniving CHEESE NIPPER and declined any offers.

by bug hambo September 19, 2018