He is either going to get by or he is going to see the big concert in the sky. Right after his Seattle Sound Check.
by Xero Danger February 22, 2025
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Any time that a "willing" chick offers me sex in exchange for my assistance, I always make sure to first ask her if she's gonna let me "do it bareback" before I decide whether or not to bust my ass for her --- oh, I might still help her out even if she wants me to use protection, of course, but I still like to know what I'll be actually getting out of da deal --- I've gotten too many rubber checks in da past!
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.
Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.
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Get the MoM Check mug.A redneck who relies on welfare checks, who you can find at the beginning of each month buying out Walmarts entire supply of beer, cheeto puffs, and mountain dew.
John: "I guess we won't be buying cheeto puffs today. That woman in the motorized shopping cart bought them all!"
Bob: "Whatta check 'neck!"
Bob: "Whatta check 'neck!"
by Swedish Barnacle Balls July 17, 2022
Get the Check 'Neck mug.when a fraudulent (overrated) sports team or individual finally plays a worthy opponent and is exposed for being worse than they were supposed to be. logical conclusion of being on fraud watch.
St. Johns got fraud checked by Arkansas during March Madness this year. I knew a 2 seed was too high for them.
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