kenny brown

The type of person who insists on having multiple best men at his wedding.

The wedding planner said you're a really Kenny Brown.

by TeddyRox March 16, 2017

The Brown Boogie

When an individual inserts their finger into a moist anus, then proceeds to insert the same finger into another individuals nasal cavity.

Damn! He just gave that bitch the brown boogie!

by Mr White Nasty October 21, 2021

Brown Christmas

Similar to the idea of a ‘White Christmas.’ However, it refers to when the ground is covered in mud, not snow, from rainfall the night or morning before. More common in subtropical and tropical environments.

The storm resulted in the first Brown Christmas in years.

by J’oh December 25, 2020

browning porcelain

taking a shit, destroying the the bowl and leaving the skidmarks for the next occupant.

sam: whats up daz?
daz: someone has been browning porcelain!
sam: lol

by dirtywizard April 13, 2011

Brown toasting

Having sex while having a stomach bug and losing your bowels upon then after reaching completion.

Man: "Let's have sex."
Woman: "Ewww no, you don't feel well, and I don't want you brown toasting me!"

by Mewcatgo August 11, 2015

Brown love

The act of using a frozen turd as a dildo.

I ain't got no man, but I got a turd in the freezer.. some brown love coming my way later.

by Theresatabforthat June 10, 2020

Dominic Brown

The sexiest man to exist in every known multiverse the sound tones frequencies and vibrations when he speaks makes women have orgasms just talking to him or having a conversation with him you are going to want to have sex with or try to if you haven’t already with him even if he just had sex with someone else or you have to share he’s the type of guy to get a syrupy footjob at a Denny’s restaurant then finish with a blowjob in the car Dominic brown has an obsessive fetish for sexually attractive women and certain types of women’s feet he can rap and sing like the best rappers and singers out he needs to be on the cover of a magazine or in a porno movie random women stalk and have walking orgasms and for some reason his penis keeps growing longer he is successful and will be even more successful than the people who always talked down on him and thought they were better than him cause of what they have or had or experienced or got goin on if Dominic had sex around or near you you wouldn’t even get mad at him he gets ass rimmed a lot and frequently especially during a blowjob sandwich he might aswell be a pornstar he knows that he is a spiritual being living in a physical form he seeks only to better himself Dominic browns confidence knows no bounds while being modestly conceded more self obsessed due to the self awareness and value he holds for himself besides the things that have happened in his life and what is sure to cum soon or again

Hey tori I’m looking for a Dominic Brown did you see where he went

(As she smothers Dominic’s face with her ass)
Hmmm not sure can you excuse me for a sec

by Porno music November 7, 2023