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Dumb Dirty

A person who lacks intelligence and common sense and is outrageously promiscuous.
"How does that girl not realize that that guy doesn't want to hook up with her...and that three of her friends have already slept with him?! What a dumb dirty."

"I can't even stand that bitch. She's such a dumb dirty."
by For You MJ September 1, 2009
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The floor is dirty

Don't go there, or I / we / you don't want to go there. Usually in reference to an undesirable act.
Person A: "I could install a bootleg version for you."
Person B: "The floor is dirty, we'll budget for legit."
by I am not real. January 28, 2010
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Dirty-Lambo

A bastardly looking Ginger who beats his meat all night long even though he is married. He finds more satisfaction in jerking off then boning a woman since he is heavily addicted to porn.

The Dirty-Lambo will generally show up to work, school, etc. looking extremely tired since he once again stayed up all night beating his meat to a computer screen.
"Look at that filthy looking dirty-lambo! No way am I shaking his fucking hand."

"Keep your dirty dick beating hands to yourself you fucking dirty-lambo."

"I think I am going to fire the new kid."
"Why"
"I have a suspicion that he is a dirty-lambo and that is whey he is tired all the time"
"I agree we should fire that stinky dick licking dirty-lambo"
by mariahemariahama May 28, 2009
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The Dirty Schaefer

The act of shaving your pubes into a girls mouth as you cum, leaving a delicous and hard to get rid of treat in your partners mouth.
Dentist- "You seem to have some pubic hairs stuck in your teeth"
Sara-"Sorry, my boyfriend gave me The Dirty Schaefer last night"
by The Scheafsta January 20, 2011
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Dirty Churchill

A wonderful act in a similar vein to the 'Dirty Sanchez' except the lucky recepient has a lovely 'poo cigar' in their gob as opposed to a poo moustache smeared on their top lip.
Snuck up on teh Mrs while she was asleep.. managed to leave her with a Dirty Churchill... she was furious when she woke up.

(she couldnt find a lighter)
by Sweaty Gusset May 7, 2011
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Dirty Ferdi

Burying your face physically on a specific area of a woman and/or man's body.
Damn! That girl got a donk! I'd give her the dirty ferdi.
by LaosInTheHouse September 30, 2010
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Dirty Vessel

When you take a shit in a ships water supply.
Some fat greaseball whore dirty vesseled your boat, by the way.
by Mothamilka July 7, 2010
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