my shayla

your pookie. your bestie. your will to live! they make you go awwwww just by looking at them, they’re the cutest little thing❤️ can be used as a greeting, a noun, etc

“Awww MY SHAYLA!!!”
“You’re my shayla.”
“My shayla is the cutest person i’ve ever seen.”

by zcsaa23 February 7, 2025

straighten my tie

to give a man an erection.

Would you like to straighten my tie?

by AladinSane February 8, 2025

Smh my head

to express general dissatisfaction

My friend didn't show up to the function today, Smh my head.

by 7zipLunch February 9, 2025

What is the quickest way to the declaration of independence (my journal entries on the animemusicvideos website)

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Person 343: What is the quickest way to the declaration of independence (my journal entries on the animemusicvideos website)

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 9, 2025

Younger than me=dead, My age=befuddled, and Older than me=Abuser.

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Person 343: Younger than me=dead, My age=befuddled, and Older than me=Abuser.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

why did y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger

this is when Wendy's try to argue over a cheeseburger should have cheese but he specifically said no cheese

"why did y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger?"
"um sir.."
"SYBAU I WILL COME OVER IN THERE AND SHOOT YOU"

by theoneandonlyquandaledingle February 12, 2025

give me the beat boys and free my soul

Chicken Butt

give me the beat boys and free my soul Chicken butt ur mom

by tupu12321 February 12, 2025