ass lemon

A whole lemon that has been surreptitiously infused with liquified human feces.

When life gives you ass lemons, make ass lemonade.

by Fart_Hammer February 27, 2012

Grab ass Day!

This is the Day when you are allowed to grab a persons ass Andy blame that it is grab ass day

So you go to a girl you want to grab ass on and then you just do it because it is grab ass day!

by Thanks me later October 2, 2019

ass gitters

ass gitters: the act in where your booty hole twitches when you have to go take a poo. Or clinching on the booty hole.

Them spicy meals give me the ass gitters.

by Asht0nTreadway October 24, 2022

bitch ass hoe motherfucker

a phrase that should be used more often in day-to-day conversation because it just rolls off the tongue so easily.

Person 1: "bitch ass hoe motherfucker!"
Person 2: "what the fuck?"
Person 1: "say it, it sounds nice"
Person 2: "bitch ass hoe motherfucker - wow, you're right!"

by lesslie1 January 21, 2023

Alabama Ass Warmer

The art of shoving a drunk girl into your washing machine and letting yourself in her back door. After you turn on the machine, you feel a tight grip around your penis as you warm the girls ass. Bonus point if you get semen all over your clean clothes.

Shanaquia: My man gave me an Alabama ass warmer at the party last night. It was amazing!

Maia: Wow! How did it feel?

Shanaquia: I dont remember, but my boyfriend says his dick is sore...

by lil waynes baby momma October 27, 2017

Ass Clown

An Ass Clown is a man who for reasons beyond his control, either doesn't know how to talk to girls, get them to like him, or fails at foreplay and sex in general by playing around too much or being being cold and emotionless.

Ass Clowns will usually drone on and on about things that no one is interested in, and along the line might just become a misogynist and wonder if libido should exist or if post-nut clarity is the true state of man.

"Would you like you hear about the Van Allen Theory" Said the Ass Clown to the girl he was trying to chat up.

by SecondManInTights November 15, 2018

belgian ass grazing

painting your ass hair green and then letting goats graze it and eat your ass hairs.

i love belgian ass grazing

by Les_6789 February 11, 2025