Sabotaging Day

On December 29th is the day where people sabotage others alot.

Jimmy messes up Alan's bed

Alan: yo wtf
Jimmy: dude it's sabotaging day

by Jon Bar December 28, 2021

Durr Durr boy day

National Durr Durr boy day is on Friday, May 13th. You must act like Durr Durr boy on this day by saying the words and phrases cuzzo, shut yo BITCHASS up, cuzzi, grrr, etc. You must also be racist towards Mexicans on this day

“What is good cuzzi! If you do shut yo BITCHASS up, I will get my cuzzos on you, so you best not get me angry before I get angry you dumb Mexican, grrr!”

“Wtf”

“Didn’t you hear? It’s national Durr Durr boy day”

“Ohh ok”

by BorderFlyer May 13, 2022

National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day

April 19 is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day. This is celebrated by giving Ashley snacks, hugs, and other things to show your appreciation to her.

Person 1: "You're so dumb!"
Ashley: "Today is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day, you can't call me dumb!"
Person 1: "Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Here, take some chips."

by calliel41 May 13, 2022

National grab boob day

it's not a fuckin thing you horny fuck. go jump off a damn bridge if you think it's okay to grab a girls tits, you fucking bastard.

dude 1: "it's national grab boob day! let's go grab some tits!"

dude 2: "are you actually serious? you're fucking disgusting"

by tr4nsfreakk May 13, 2022

Leap Schedule Day

On February 29th, wake up an hour earlier than normal, and then sleep an hour earlier than normal.

Tomorrow is Leap Schedule Day.

by godlylaundrymachine May 13, 2022

International Nonce Day

Every year at the 14th of May, its international nonce day

Damn its International Nonce Day. Time to fuck a kid -Bayliss aka the nonce

by HEHE EGG MOUTH NOOOMM May 14, 2022

National hickey day

On may 14 your gf/bf must give you hickeys

Bf: look it’s may 14
Gf: you know what day that is
Bf: NATIONAL HICKEY DAY

by tegan56 May 14, 2022