Not Lotus Biscuit

A ugly mf that crys their self to sleep every night bc their momma don’t love them.

Person 1: “You know who’s a homophobic 12 yr old sht eating dik suking curly toed 2 inch pp mistake?”

Person 2: “Who?”

Person 1: “User Not Lotus Biscuit on urban dictionary”

by chae.com September 21, 2021

Corner Biscuit

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse in the weirdest places like a corner, a port-a-potty, or a pool.

John- “Yo did you go to Jack’s party last night?”

Tom- “Hell yeah bro! There was these two weirdos doing a corner biscuit in the bathroom when I had to piss!”
John- “What the hell!”

by Ted and Johnny November 20, 2017

take a biscuit

Becoming a slang phrase for “take a shit” in South Africa.

I’m going to take a biscuit

by Stephzsz January 14, 2018

biscuit punch

a punch, kick or whack to the crotch area, vagina or bush. For a male, this would be a penis punch.

Careful, bitch or I'll biscuit punch you and you'll walk funny for weeks!

by browneyes1623 March 10, 2017

Biscuit Eater

A dog that is only half trusted. When it was common for people to put biscuits and pies on the windowsill to cool, a savvy dog might snatch them. A dog that, while polite enough while there's people in the room, will certainly stick his nose in the dip if there's no one in the room. Can also apply to two-faced, sneaky people.

Keep an eye on my plate while I wash up, that dog's a biscuit eater.

by BrewSwillas September 1, 2023

wop-biscuit

A fake person. Refers to biscuits that come out of a can and are "wopped" against th counter and that aren't like Grandmas homemade biscuits because they are fake.

I hate those girls over there are so fake, God damn wop-biscuits.

by jtsimps June 24, 2016

Biscuit

An ugly, overweight, moonfaced, cat that belongs to ELA teachers.

"Wow Beletsky's cat is an abomination"..."Yeah, he sure is a Biscuit."

by BiscuitHater May 13, 2021