scissor soup

when two girls are scissoring and they both cum

better lay down a towel, you don’t want to get scissor soup everywhere

by suishskaa February 22, 2018

National soup day

On 06/02/2023 (day/month/year), we celabrate national soup day, in witch we have to eat anything that is legaly considerd as soup

Person a:"OMG, its National soup day! I cant wait to eat some soup

Person b:"im going to drink coffe."

Person a:"Coffe isnt soup!"

by Patypatty August 8, 2023

Soup

Big and Slurpy.

Hand me that Big and Slurpy soup

by StonerBoner7177 July 10, 2023

Claduce Soup

Claduce Soup is preformed when one person proceeds to cannibalize another human being and turn them into soup, but separating the organs from the feces. Feces will be force fed to a infant and the soup is distributed among clueless strangers the next day.

“I can’t go to the party tonight i’m babysitting and going to preform the Claduce Soup”

by speedythespeedster February 20, 2021

cream of mushroom soup

When your partner lays upside down and you shoot your load into their nostrils, making a nice creamy batch of a sticky white-sauced-soup in their nose

I can’t wait to make her a bowl of cream of mushroom soup

by teddykreuger October 21, 2025

my ass is soup

My ass is soup mean that you have sweaty ass cheeks

person: my ass is soup??
their parent/friend: I didn't need to know that (name)

by X_x-JJ-x_X September 24, 2021

Soup Burger

The most disgusting thing you could do with a Big Mac and leftover soup. Just think buns, pickle, ketchup, cheese but with soup in between.

Person 1: Ay, whad is dis?🤨
Person 2: Ah, Jim made a Soup Burger again, din he?😦
Person 1: That jackass! Who do ya in gad’s name likes dat shit, eh?🤬
Person 2: Jim, das who!😤

by whoknowyouknow May 28, 2022