Matthew

A rock

Wow look at that Matthew over there is a red one too!

by Wyatts fat mom December 06, 2018

Matthew

A bitch ass niga nobody fucking likes on sum real shit. Get some bitches nigga.

Matthew sucks cock

by VNR4 November 22, 2023

matthew

big retard

oh look at that matthew it’s a big retard!

by Luckychamer2.0 February 18, 2023

Matthew

A matthew is someone who is nice sometimes but sometimes he calls you a poopy head and then you explode.

-Hey Matthew!
-hey poopyhead!
-(explodes)

by Mestopesto April 08, 2022

Matthew

A homewrecker

Guy 1- what the fuck, get off my girl
Guy 2-yeah you matthew

by COOCHIESLAYER999 November 11, 2019

Matthew

He is the hottest sexiest son of a bitch he pulls literally everyone and sucks off every girl, he has 8 inches + if u find a wild Matthew you for sure are lucky.

Matthew is sexy and IS AN ETERNAL SEX GOD

by Urban dic matt January 16, 2024

Matthew

Fat big fluffy marshmallow, looks like a potato has a 26% in science. Has a terrible haircut that looks like he failed at attempting curtain bangs. Such a baddie grrr ruff ruff. Also gay

Matthew is a gay baddie

by Gay Baddie Bestie November 21, 2021