Sausage Blanky

When the man removes the cooked minced meat from a hot sausage roll replacing it with his penis and covers it with ketchup before getting oral sex by his partner.

After dinner the mans gf/wife asked for seconds so he offered her a hot “sausage blanky”

by Gandu D March 18, 2019

sacred sausage

Sacred Sausgae : A name for your man's penis that you feel is special to you .

*Recives a dick pic*

Friend: Can I see that picture?
You: No this is my Sacred Sausage !!

by Sacred Meats September 03, 2021

Sausage Gobbler

when a person can not resist and uncontrollably forces copious amounts of sausage into their orfice resulting in an audible sound reminiscent of a turkey.
latin: Pultem Gobbler

example 1: Tim loved sausage so much, he gagged himself during consumption.Tim was a Sausage Gobbler

example 2: Tim made uncomfortable noises when receiving sausage, tim was popular at sausage festivals and meat markets. Tim a Showboating Sausage Gobbler.

by BOWMANKINDKIND May 11, 2024

Glazed sausage

When you’re penis gets covered in it’s own cum while jerking off

“Bro, yesterday my brother caught me with a glazed sausage.”

by 02022020 March 06, 2022

Garlic sausage

The name of a sexual act, when a person eats a lot of garlic before giving a blowjob.

My cock is still stinky from that garlic sausage I received the other day.

by Onrops September 19, 2018

garlic sausage

A freakishly large Cuban penis

Did you see that garlic sausage?!

by Penisman69420allaboutdicks January 25, 2018

Santa Fe Sausage Roll

- the most deviant and perverse sexual act known to man. For liability reasons, we are unable to provide a full definition. However, we can say that it involves lots of Texas Pete, one penis, and two men.

Hopefully Tom will get drunk enough to night to try and old Santa Fe Sausage Roll.

by Mr. Thor July 02, 2011