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Flint sausage fondler

When your girl sticks a raw Koegel sausage in your butthole and wiggles it around until you orgasm. The acidity will make your ass feel like it's on fire but it's worth it if you can handle it because your ass will go numb and you will nut harder. The name derives from Flint, Michigan where there is a Koegel Sausage billboard right on I-75 near where all the roads are stacked on top of each other. If you've driven through Flint, you know what I'm talking about.
Ron: "My girl and I were getting kinky and she gave me the flint sausage fondler. DAMN I haven't felt that good in a long time."
by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022
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garlic sausage

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Sausage

English slang for a cunt or a twat
Sam is Being such a sausage today
by Bruh u serious December 18, 2019
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Sausage Backbling

A Sausage Backbling is a Fortnite Cosmetic That was made by drake cause it represents his big Willy wackerrr.
Damn son, you got that sausage Backbling pack.
by Syit Koltave March 19, 2024
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sausage goblin

wow did you see paul and josh last night? what a couple of sausage goblins
by meggly October 27, 2021
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Confirmed Sausage Fest

An event in which it is guaranteed and widely known that no females will be present. Commonly used to describe poker nights, sci-fi marathons and LAN parties.
Man, I'm not going to Connor's curry night, it's a confirmed sausage fest
by AndyTheRoo May 12, 2011
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Sausage Packing

- the act when a straight male inserts himself into a another man who had a gender swap operation
Did you hear Tom was sausage packing with Karen, formerly known as Kyle
by Woke=hate March 1, 2021
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