1. noun, A monkey which ponders.
2. proper noun, title character from the popular webcomic The Pondering Monkey by Joe Francis.
2. proper noun, title character from the popular webcomic The Pondering Monkey by Joe Francis.
1. Look at that pondering monkey, I wonder what he's thinking.
2. Have you read today's Pondering Monkey, it is very amusing.
2. Have you read today's Pondering Monkey, it is very amusing.
by Matty N March 30, 2004
Get the Pondering Monkeymug. Low class yobbo who wears a track suit bright coloured footwear.
Drinks copious amounts of alchopops and cheep lager.
Drinks copious amounts of alchopops and cheep lager.
by Dezza July 18, 2003
Get the tracksuit monkeysmug. by mooseknuckles November 11, 2002
Get the snowball monkeymug. A condition caused by any activity that results in a mans underwear becoming wet for a sustained period, resulting in chafing, redness, and a yeast colony growing on the scrotum.
This results in painful burning and itching, with incessant pulling at the groin for relief.
This results in painful burning and itching, with incessant pulling at the groin for relief.
by RabbiRob July 3, 2006
Get the Monkey crotchmug. The second episode of Shit Pickle (by James Rolfe aka AVGN) introduces a family of monkeys who just like to repeat the phrase "Monkey cheese". This is just some random phrase meaning nothing.
by itouchy March 7, 2008
Get the monkey cheesemug. a trap designed to catch animals too smart to fall for an ordinary trap i.e. monkeys and people. It works by appealing to their greed such as a job that sucks but pays to well to let go of, or a relationship which is empty or destructive but offers certain perks which make it hard to escape.
The original monkey trap involves a hollow coconut chained to a stake and baited with food. It has a hole large enough for the monkey to put its hand into, but too small to remove its hand while holding the bait. The monkey needs only to let go to escape, but gets caught because it refuses to let go in its panic to keep its precious find.
The original monkey trap involves a hollow coconut chained to a stake and baited with food. It has a hole large enough for the monkey to put its hand into, but too small to remove its hand while holding the bait. The monkey needs only to let go to escape, but gets caught because it refuses to let go in its panic to keep its precious find.
by kwincy March 13, 2005
Get the monkey trapmug. 