jimmy posting

When a fellow named Jimmy fakes several instances of prom with false female dates.

Did you hear prom was canceled this year?
Who cares, I was jimmy posting.

Hey Jimmy, you free for pics tomorrow?
Hell yeah bro, you know I'm always up for jimmy posting.

by epicgamer9000xd May 26, 2021

Jimmy Nictron

A dude who loves nicotine thats runs on nicotine as fuel and cant go minutes without a vape

Yo look at that dude's vape!
Dayumn he's a Jimmy Nictron.

by twoOoTwo July 23, 2023

Double Back Jimmy Jack

This is one of the most difficult sexual positions and it's approved by Dr. Falchi as "corona safe" you are back to back doing it - you have to be very flexible.

We did the double back jimmy jack last night and my legs are killing me, I need to do more yoga.

by Vern the Man March 19, 2021

Jimmy's magic patch

Describes a fabric patch with mismatched patterns that's been sewn onto damaged fabric to fix the clothing. British WW2 slang named after a comic strip called "Jimmy and his Magic Patch" that appeared in The Beano in 1944, a story about a schoolboy who frequently time-traveled by accident thanks to a patch sewn on the back of his school trousers.

My jacket's right elbow ripped, but luckily, I sewed it up with Jimmy's magic patch.

by animalhairlinejonson September 22, 2021

jimmies

Another word for penis or male genitals

"This horn girl is tickling me jimmies!"

by Blake kokos March 2, 2020

Jimmy

Weak, helpless individual, incapable of functioning within society.

Johantus bullied Jimmy, for he was weak and therefore an easy target.

by SmellTwiceStinkLater March 10, 2023

Jimmy

A person that thinks they can roast but is too fucking stupid to realise that they are just using old, recycled roasts from the internet and passing them off as their own. This person is one that you don't want to get into an argument with, as you will probably want to either beat his face in, walk away laughing so hard you'll asphixiate at his stupidness, or die.

Brad: Yo, I met a Jimmy yesterday.
Jim: Really, how the fuck are you still alive.
Brad: I don't know, but the little bastard was so annoying I wanted to either drown, hang myself, shoot myself in the head, or just fucking die.
Jim: Man, that must have been really bad. I feel sorry for you

by DORA IS FUCKING INANE BULLSHIT July 10, 2019