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Japanese Ham Sandwich

When a male tucks his penis and testicles between his legs and bends over so as to allow his companion easy access to pleasure the anus, testicles and penis head. Traditionally performed by European men within private circles.
Sure, one Japanese ham sandwich coming right up!
by polishchicagokurowski July 8, 2011
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Hot Carl Sandwich

Two pieces of bread covered with saran wrap that has been defecated on.
Best served slightly warm add with garnishes.
A: What r u making us for lunch?

B: A hot carl sandwich.

A: Don't bother.
by cjazzrun June 29, 2010
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#1 sandwich maker

Person 1: I am so hungry..
Person 2: Ask the best #1 sandwich maker to make you one!
Person 1: Who might that be?
Person 2: Lizzy! Of course!
by Python3 August 8, 2019
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sandwich making bitches

A female or group of females who devalue tgeir own rights as human beings.
Debbie thinks a woman should get her partner's permission to have an abortion.

Oh, Debbie must be one of those sandwich making bitches.
by TheTash February 15, 2017
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Pb and J sandwich

When you have hemorrhoids or an anal tear and then wipe your ass after a shit. There will be a layer of poop with some fresh blood on top of the toilet paper, which looks like peanut butter and jelly layered on a piece of bread. Then when you fold the soiled toilet paper it becomes a ‘sandwich’.
Corey: “hey sorry I’m late boss, I had to use the shitter and I produced a Pb and J sandwich on the can”.

Boss: “I didn’t need to know that part.”
by Smokeythefuckclown May 20, 2022
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lazy man sandwich

A sandwich which is made with the least amount of effort. These are usually barely even classified as sandwiches.
When I got home from the bar, I stumbled into the kitchen, grabbed some bread and made a lazy man sandwich. It had pickles and mayonnaise in it -- and that's it.
by SuperEboy January 24, 2014
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Turkey Neck Sandwich

An erection in the likeness of a turkey neck smothered in underwear making a turkey neck sandwich.
I asked a girl at a party if she would like a turkey neck sandwich.
by Captain T 27 January 7, 2012
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