Half-night stand

Similiar to a one night stand,

Except being stopped halfway through and asked to leave

Man A- 'How did it go with that chick last night?'
Man B- 'Pah, it were horrible, I think my cock was too big and was hurting her, so she stopped halfway through and asked me to leave'
Man A- 'Thats weak dude, I thought she was into you too'
Man B- 'Yep, just a half-night stand for me'

by llihp notwen November 22, 2011

girls' night out

A night where girls get together to talk about their boyfriends cheating on them.

by Woe Betide August 22, 2003

Girl's Night Out

A night free from the literal and symbolic confines of significant other. Girl's Night Out had the same rules as Las Vegas; what happens on Girl's Night Out stays in Girl's Night Out. Men you sleep with on Girl's Night Out do not count towards your sexual partner count, getting smashingly drunk and showing your tits does not make you a slut on Girl's Night Out either, it makes you "fun". A Bachelorette Party is an example of GNO. Proper Attire: Sluttiest thing you can legally buy

"Honey, me and Trixie and Lou Lou are going out for Girl's Night Out while you watch the play offs. I love you..."

by Cupcake McLovin October 17, 2008

Saturday Night Live

A now stupid sketch comedy show. As Mad TV get steadily better ( Though is also still sucks), SNL gets increasingly worse. One lame sketch includes everyone dressing up as dogs and pretending to be in a restaurant, while everyone humps each other.

Did you watch SNL last night?
No...no, no, no no no no NO NO NO.

by Sephy September 15, 2005

last night's dinner

The act of licking another person's anus.

Tyler: Hey, is that chocolate on your mouth? I told you not to eat that Hershey bar.

Jim: No, man. I forgot to clean my mouth after eating last night's dinner.

by Surveyor of Gross September 5, 2013

Jewish night out

Trying to have a good night out spending as little as possible. e.g. starting off drinking at home, then sneaking into a smart night club until admission is free! Ideal if one is living in the city centre so no taxi has to be taken after and no jacket is required (no cloakroom charges)

Ive spent only a tenner last nite. I sneaked in before 11pm and the drinks were cheap. Now that was a proper Jewish night out!

by nesa January 28, 2007

Glad Ass Night

A NIGHT that makes a gay man GLAD for getting his ASS reamed.

KELLY: Sorry you're so bummed out PAT.

PAT: That's okay, I'm gonna have a GLAD ASS NIGHT with Big Bob tonight!

by Peter Phil McCracken March 12, 2009