Hym "If Noah wants to sue me we can get the Shelbys involved end he can explain to the court how he used Travis as a cuckhold and how it perfectly explains Travis' obsession with his red pillows. He can explain how he (Noah) is the only person in the house who is allowed to own a red shirt (because the red shirt triggers Travis masterbation obsession) and he can explain why Travis started acting out news sex acts after Kendra showed up. I would love for him to sue me. We'll get the Shelbys involved. What's he going to sue me for? He doesn't have a phone right? So it's not like he was living in fear or anything. Even if he did the chances he is a frequent urban dictionary reader are 20 million/8 billion. It's not like he got into my email or anything right? I would love to see the fucking cripple sue anyone. He gaping butthole would catch the breeze and inflate him like a balloon causing him to float off into the sunset before he even got a word out."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2024
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Get the Noah mug.Considered by some to be the greatest basketball player ever, PeePaw is known for longevity, playing across 4 decades. He averaged 18 PPG, on highly efficient shooting splits with a career .50 FG%, .37 3PT%, and .89 FT%. PeePaw entered the league in '76 quickly rising to be one of the leagues top forwards on both ends of the court, this peak was short-lived however as he led the league in turnovers in '81. The next year a bizarre trend emerged that was only later discovered by sportswriter Jon Bois in 2017. Rookie PG Fat Lever and PeePaw recorded the exact same stats over the course of the '82 season. This trend would continue all the way to Fat Lever's retirement in '95, including his injury in the '92 season where PeePaw sat out due to marital troubles. For the next four years PeePaw played limited minutes putting up career lows. However in 2000 when PeePaw started due to injury, he proceeded to have one of the greatest seasons ever at 43 years old. He averaged 26.8 PPG on 57.8% FG% and 40.6% 3PT% shooting, and 13.9 APG, winning the league's MVP and leading his team all the way to the finals. However, the most impressive stat from this season was PeePaw's 12 total dribbles, scoring purely off his silky jumper and masterful jab step + head fake bag. Much to the dismay of fans PeePaw announced his retirement in the post game 7 press conference saying that he couldn't continue on after the events of 9/11. This caused confusion at the time as nobody knew what 9/11 was.
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Wizened Elder: "Be quiet youngblood! Noah "PeePaw" Szymanski is the GOAT and it ain't even close. That brother blew up the defense like it was the North Tower"
Wizened Elder: "Be quiet youngblood! Noah "PeePaw" Szymanski is the GOAT and it ain't even close. That brother blew up the defense like it was the North Tower"
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