noah

Noah is someone who you can trust with personal information, things you cant tell to anyone else, even your most trusted person. They will stay by your side until they are unable to love anymore. Trust them how you would want to be trusted, believe them, love them unconditionally, or you’ll miss them when they let go.

I go to Noah whenever I need to let something out.

by laughingdiscoball July 21, 2024

Noah

A Noah is a man with a big ego who thinks he is the best at everything, who is surrounded by yes men.

"He's got such a big ego"
"Yeah he's such a Noah"

by Bin weevles enjoyed 69420 October 27, 2021

Noah Moment

A Noah Moment is when a "Noah" is just dumb. He sometimes just isn't the smartest tool in the shed.

"Noah's having another 'Noah Moment'"

by Failure Alert November 20, 2023

Noah

Probably sits in his room thinking about the girl he never had sex with before his dad left. He spends most of his time playing video games to forget about the mental pain that comes with being a virgin. He also has a bit of chub and is probably gay.Also is a slut for Hardey's.

Noah beats his meat to the loli hentai because he is sad.

by I'm in hell November 9, 2019

noah edwards

is very retarded, also is cousins with tyler edwards

"that guy is such a noah edwards!"

by magabitch51 October 21, 2019

Noah Sebastian

A beautiful man and Vocals for a band called Bad Omans

Person 1: hey, have you heard about Bad Omens? They seem like a really good band

Person 2: yeah, the vocalist, Noah Sebastian is beautiful!

by Somerandomgingerkid September 24, 2023

Noah

Thinks he’s really cool all the time and walks around at school thinking he’s cool. Everyone hates him he hits on multiple girls at the same time but none like him. Only has a chance at getting a boyfriend. Bad at all videogames but mostly 9 year old games like Fortnite. Is over ly obsessed with Fortnite and probably went to gamestop to get the new minty pickaxe

He’s a Noah no one likes him

by all truths no lies November 7, 2019