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Crisco Magic

When you get some man goo in your eye and start seeing the magic happen when really you're just stuck in someones fictional world.
Hey Fli, go give um the ol Crisco Magic for me, will ya?
by Ookami619 July 24, 2021
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Magic Apple

an apple that has had magic mushrooms stuffed inside of it.

Popular in New York
Aubrey: Yo , Kevin can you babysit my kid ?

Kevin: No way man, last time that dipshit slipped me a magic apple, i was tripping all night
by DsDDdA February 26, 2022
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Magic Apple

An apple that has had magic mushrooms stuffed inside of it.

Popular in New York
Aubrey: Yo , Kevin can you babysit my kid ?

Kevin: No way man, last time that dipshit slipped me a magic apple, i was tripping all night.
by DsDDdA February 26, 2022
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Magic Time

When your boss/manager asks you to make time on the weekend to get a head start on work
"Let's find some magic time to make to finish up this project early"
by crazymgmtconsulting February 27, 2022
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Jack's Magic Beanstalk

An erect penis. Made famous by Jonathon Moxon in Varsity Blues.
Friend 1: I wonder what another word for an erection is?

Friend 2: How about Jack's Magic Beanstalk?
by !@Nn34 March 3, 2022
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A magic Johnson

When someone is wanking and before they cum they jump and do a 360 and try to spunk in their partners ass
Marcus just did a magic Johnson on his wife
by Brian franks May 31, 2021
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Magic Web

This move is a mix up between the Houdini and the Spiderman. In houdini fashion reach the point of climax and spit on your partners back. In your hand you prepare your "web" and while your partner faces you, you slap them with a handful of semen.
Dude #1 "Xitri taught me the Magic Web and I used it in bed!"
Dude #2 "what did your wife think of it?"
Dude #1 "she's reconciling our marrige"
by Xitri the Guru June 6, 2021
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