Eat me

Go to hell, fuck you, I hope you die, you are a piece of shit that deserves absolutely nothing.

Unfortunately I have the phrase "eat me" stuck in my head so my mom has been pretty pissed off at me lately when she asks what i want for dinner and i tell her to go to hell.

by Me December 26, 2003

DM me

dungeon master my eggs

"dm me later"

"sure, you bring the eggs"

by Cat Hams February 3, 2018

Chill for me

when someone doing too much or being dramatic

it’s not that deep, chill for me.

by Katie985 May 23, 2022

Close to me

You and I have become close,and as a result,I hold you emotionally dear to me

'CLOSE TO ME!!!ClOsE tO mE!!!! cLoSe To MEEE!!!C L O S E T O M E!!!!!!!!'

by school doesn't help us December 28, 2019

Excruse me

Politely asking to be excused, in ebonics.

Excruse me Shantika!

by Rhetoric ebonics August 20, 2013

HELP ME

1: You are stalking my definitions page
2: hello, i am an adult, i am stuck under the water, pls help me
3: urban dictionary editors kidnapped me but i used epic uno reverse card on them so uh yeah.

American: is stalking my definitions page
Also American: Sees “HELP ME” as a definition

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 4, 2022

marley me

To sabotage, ruin and overall fuck over.

"Don't let them Marley me"

by Yesmanmrwestman November 15, 2018